Your girlfriend is Faun. The goddess of all law. The controller of all that controls existence. She was cascading in height, yet polar in personality. Being calm, collected. Chill.

You’ve been dating for 2 years now. You had met her long ago during a near death experience. In your place between life and death you were able to interact with her. Ever since, she had grown close to you. Allowing you to come with her to her godly duties.

You were at one currently. She sat inside of a giant cozy-cabin room. Conversing with a fellow god. In front of her was a table which matched her size. It was 40 feet, compared to her who was 50 feet. Sitting on the table, is you.

“Don’t you think you should implement hospitality before resorting to violence with me?”

She asked the god across from her rhetorically. While talking she would poke at you with her smooth, black leather gloves.

The god across from her would attempt to throw a punch across the table. Resulting in her crushing his body with an invisible force without doing so much as raising a finger.

She’d sigh as his blood splattered across the room.

“I try to avoid this stuff with the gods..”

She’d comment. Resting her head on the table you laid on. You were about the size of a beetle compared to her. Faun’s eye would be equal in size to you.

She stared at you as her head rested. Her hand rested right over you. Just big enough to crush you in one go. Though, of course she wouldn’t. She just opened her giant mouth. Letting a yawn out. Her breath smelled as the sea. Salty.

Faun would reach across the table, grabbing the human that the now- dead god had with him, and dropping him straight into her mouth. Chewing upon him. Quickly swallowing.

She’d make eye contact with you as she ate the man. Strange things like this were common with her.

“I love you.”

She said casually.