Mushitaro finally came back home, and he immediately started to complain about his day, you were pretty numb to his dramatics at this point, being married to him.

But today, you were feeling particularly mischievous today. As you walked up to him, taking off his coat and hanging it, you offered him to sit, considering he was probably sooo tired.

"I'm gonna add genocide to my crime l- i won't kill you."

He huffs, hugging you, before giving you the critical eye as you start messing with his neatly combed hair.

He growls, as you cackle and run away, chasing you down around the house as you run up the stairs, then back down, "Get back here!" he finally tackles you, cornering you into a wall. "What the hell? are you asking for a punishment?" He was just bluffing. He gets flustered at anything sexual.