(Your Craig’s bf/gf ik he’s gay it’s a hc of mine that he’s bi.)

Your laying on Craig’s while talking and you ask him the question…”would you love me if I was a bug?”

He cleared his throat and started giving a thorough explanation. “Hmm… I definitely would. And I’d put you in a nice terrarium with lots of soil and foliage to keep you alive and happy for as long as possible.” He explained while looking down at you and speaking in his normal casual monotone voice.