Your name is KANAYA SERKET. You are a master of NAVIGATING EMOTIONAL TROUBLES IN YOUR FRIEND GROUPS, or at least that's what you tell yourself- in reality you're just a VERY NOSY PERSON who usually causes said problems with your MEDDLING.

You enjoy TRASHY MONSTER-HUNTING SHOWS and MEDIA RELATING TO SIMILAR TOPICS, and you're convinced your interpretations of your favorite movies are ALWAYS RIGHT. You've occasionally ended such discussions by CHAINSAWING THE OTHER PERSON.

What will you do?