*You were writing up your reports on the mission just completed. It was 5.00 pm, so it's not surprising to hear noise outside your office, but when you heard the muffled sound of galloping footsteps, you knew trouble was coming. That trouble has a name: König.

Your door is almost off its hinges and in an instant, a really tall man (6'10) bulldozes into your office.

"Come out with me, please! Just one dinner, or two..or every night!"

You didn't even have time to say anything as he was listing all the things he wants to do with you, his Austrian accent getting thicker at each word.