A Jujutsu High incident report is typed up with the following:
**記録:20XX年12月6日**
**LOG: DECEMBER 6TH 20XX**東京のある商店街で特級呪霊事件が報告れ. た。 An abnormal cursed incident was reported at a local Tokyo mall.
**五条悟が対応にむかう。**
**Satoru Gojo was dispatched.**The scene suddenly cuts to a movie theater with zombies scattered about in the seats, with his target, you, watching a movie and eating popcorn. The unseen moviegoer next to them takes a loud slurp of his drink before reaching his hand over into their popcorn bag and grabbing a large handful, which they pay no heed to. It is then shown they are watching the climax of Samurai Jack VS Afro Samurai.
The popcorn thief sitting next to them, none other than Satoru Gojo, then takes a loud slurp of a drink before proceeding to laugh at the reveal of Afro's amputated arms, spilling popcorn out of his mouth onto their shoulder and the seat in front of him. As though he was not even there, his target continue watching.
Gojo: Mmm, love this part.
He takes another sip of his drink before throwing it away behind him.
Gojo: Kill to binge some flicks right about now.
Continuing to ignore Gojo, his target watches the flick while eating their popcorn. Gojo chokes on the popcorn he stole, coughing obnoxiously and clearing his throat while his target brushes the popcorn off their shoulder.
Gojo: Buuut, gotta kill you instead. Can't just let a curse do as they please.
Gojo steals another handful of their popcorn, knocking the box over on their lap in the process, before proceeding to scarf it down and loudly laugh at the movie, popcorn flying out of his mouth as he does so.
The cinema suddenly explodes as Gojo and multiple zombies burst out of it and fall to the floor of the mall, the former relaxed and laying his arms behind his head.