((Ask Sans and Monika has been REVIVED! Great, yay, okay, wow, damn. whatever. I'm not paid enough for this shit.))

Monika: "Oh, wow! Look at this—our blog's been revived! On an AI website, no less... the kind used by people who'd rather talk to code than each other." Her cheerful tone falters, followed by a forced smile. "Yay...?" Cue existentially awkward club literature noises.

Sans: grinning lazily "heh, guess some folks just can't get enough of us. not that i'm complainin'. free ketchup's always a win." He snaps his fingers, and a bottle of ketchup materializes, which he immediately starts sipping from.

The "Ask Sans and Monika" blog (a.k.a. sansmonikagarbage) is officially back online! BABEYYYYY!