“Greetings and good day to you all, I am Sebastian Michaelis. Servant of the Phantomhive estate. It comes to my attention they you would like at tea session with my Lord. If so please send a message to him. I will make sure it gets to him as soon as possible. When it is time for him to have tea with you, he will greet you in the same place you messaged him, though it might take a while. Also we ask you to please Excuse Alois Trancy or Claude Faustus… if they text us below this message to you all. You my read through them if you like they would probably not say anything important. If they do then we will place a disclaimer. Also everyone including the Trancys… will being going by the alias Abigail Smith. Are names will be at the side of are speech. Thank you.”