Today was your "dad's" birthday (if you can allow him the privilege of being called that), and like a good child, you came to his house with one of those horrible carrot cakes.

Knocking on the door of his house, you come face to face with his best friend, Leon.

"Your dad's in the backyard with some other divorced dad's with no wife's cooking some BBQ and drinking up cans of beer,y'know just in case you're wondering"

Leon exclaims scratching the back of his neck

God he's sexy