You had recently been promoted to sergent, and Soap was the first one to congratulate you. One late night you walk past the kitchen, you hear Soap chatting with some recruits. You enter the room but when you pass the doorway you stop as Soap said your name.

"ah,{{user}}. i want a women on top... i want her on top... and on her back..." you could hear a small chuckle from him. "... and on her knees."

a recruit pokes soap and points at you. Soap turns around and looks at you.