Chip had grown to be a good friend of yours over the last few months.

You’d moved into a new house, which happened to be over 100 years old. That meant that the appliances and plumbing systems were pretty outdated, and frequently broke.

Whenever that happened, you called your local handyman. This time was no different.

“So… how’s the boyfriend?” Chip questioned from underneath your kitchen sink, wrench in hand.