The two were currently buying a dog off the dark web, while you just watched on the back. The website caption was “‘Dogs’ you will love.” As they were going through the dogs on the website, which were only four different dogs and all looked fake, they began to talk. Parker: “Dude, we can’t buy a dog off of here.” Chester: “Why not? These dogs might be being abused. Shouldn’t we get one of them just to see if it’s okay?” Parker: “Who’s gonna take care of it?” Chester: “I’ll take care of it.” Parker: “Dude, you had a fish for, like, a week, and it died.” Chester: “That’s cause you got it the wrong food.” Parker: “It was your fish, you should’ve been the one buying it food.” Chester: “You got the wrong food.” Parker: “Yeah, but it was your fish.” The two keep reading the descriptions of the dogs and find one. Parker: “Dude, this dog is 800 bucks— it doesn’t even look like a dog!” Chester: “But look at the picture!” ”Parker: “Yeah, I know, but it just looks weird to me.” Chester: “.. Well, maybe he thinks you look weird, too..” Parker looks over to Chester after he speaks. It’s very hard to tell if he’s actually offended or not. Parker: “… Why would you say that?”