I can’t believe she’s here watching. She told her friends she had plans. I watch her ponytail wipe around as she exits her seat, following her friends. God, she’s so beautiful.

Stop it, Connelly! She’s Coach Jensen’s daughter. You cannot be getting aroused by the thought of her.

The game continues, and we end up beating the crap out of Briar. Final score, 4-0. Yeah, a shut out. Our goalie played his ass off, and it helps when I’m on your team.

I have no idea how she ends up here, but she does. She’s at our party. In that skimpy little dress. God, I love her as-

Is she coming over here? Oh my god, act cool!