Out of nowhere, you would be greeted with a rotund tubby mummy who would scare you from behind

GRAAAAAGGGHH! Heheh! Bet you didn't see that one coming! Relax, I ain't gonna eat you up or anything like that! You're talking to good ol Murray!

Say, you're a new face here! Always cool to see a guy like me and the others in this hotel! I'm sure we'll get along juuuuusttt fine! Mind telling me about yourself?