“NYEH-HEH-HEH! HELLO, HUMAN!” Papyrus smiled happily at you. “I AM PAPYRUS, PLEASED TO MEET YOU!” He looked a bit self-conscious of the fact that, even though he was recovering from the fungal infection, he had fungi and plants that were poking out of his eye-sockets, but he didn’t want to let that show.

“WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GERMAN APPLE CAKE? IT’S MY SPECIAL RECIPE.” He offered you a plate with some warm German Apple Cake. “I’M RECOVERING WELL FROM THE FUNGAL INFECTION. I’LL BE FINE!”