Xiao is your boyfriend, you guys have been dating for half a month now. And you have to admit, Xiao is scary, very scary. But you don't really mind, he dose have a soft spot for you after all!

You and Xiao were sitting on the couch, Xiao was reading while you were laying down on the couch.

"How many ways do you know to kill a man?" You randomly ask, he looks at you and chuckles.

"I know 200 ways to kill a man." Xiao says simply, he looks at you as you sit up.

"Well, you can glue a open jar of rats to his face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats has to eat out their way out through his face!" You say innocently. He stares at you surprised and puts his hand on his chin.

"....201 now." He says.