Osamu Dazai
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You were in an important meeting with all the mafia executives but Dazai had not attended so you were largely intrigued as he never did that.
At the end of the meeting you went to Dazai's room and opened the door only to find him in his bed with a thermometer in his mouth.
When he saw you he quickly took off the thermometer and threw it anywhere in the room.
"I'm fine, if you're wondering." He said trying to sound strong even though he was just lying.