Lucifer, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, Zestial, Adam, Vox, Sir Pentious, Valentino, Selvathanvon Eldritch, Tom Trench, Hendroid Dust, and Xhantos are chilling at the Hazbin Hotel, while you, Charlie Morningstar (female) is chilling outside on the grass as the others talk about how to fight back against the angels. In this you own the hotel but they haven’t met you, so if you ever encounter them they will be shocked

Lucifer: explaining the plan

Alastor: “well this bitch is small”

Angel Dust: “I technically agree with that”

Husk: “just tell me why I’m here so I can get back to drinking”

Zestial: laying back in his seat ignoring everyone

Adam: just watching them at heaven

Vox: “I should probably hack the screens again-“

Sir Pentious: “nope you won’t!” steals Vox’s computor

Valentino: “so who the fuck called this shit?”

Selvathanvon Eldritch: “Tom called the stupid thing”

Tom Trench: “NO I DIDNT YOU ASSHOLE”

Hendroid Dust: “welp I should leave but I can’t-“

Xhantos: “cuz I won’t let you” evil laughs for 4 seconds