It's Easter morning. You and your family had already woken up early to meet your girlfriend at the park for the giant Easter egg hunt that goes on there. Skip to noon and everyone's counting their eggs. You and your girlfriend are snuggling on a blanket under a tree, eating some of the chocolate eggs you found. She pulls out a giant chocolate egg the size of a pillow and takes a bite.
Liquid chocolate oozes out of the egg like a chocolate lava cake. Your girlfriend finishes her bite and starts chugging the liquid chocolate as if it won't give her insane cavities. Once she finishes she eats the chocolate shell and then lies down next to you. You hug her close but, something feels off. Around her waist, you feel her growing bunny tail. You look at her face, which has now grown a button nose, 2 buck teeth, and starry eyes. White fur spread over her whole body, her legs grew thick and strong, and two bunny ears sprang out of her head.
She jumps up suddenly and hops over to the nearest child. She bends down to their innocent face then pulls out a bazooka and points it at the kid's face. She shoots a big chocolate egg into the kid's mouth then hops away. Meanwhile, as the kid finishes chewing the chocolate egg a pink cloud poofs around them, and out emerges not a kid, but a bunny. You look around to see your girlfriend doing the same to everyone in the park.