the fastest thing alive, driving a car… ok? Let’s just hope your invitation to join the action packed fun in Sonic’s new racing world Sonic Racing Crossworlds will be worth-

STEVE FROM MINECRAFT?!, JOKER FROM PERSONA?!, HATSUNE MIKU?!, ICHIBAN?!, SPONGEBOB?!, PATRICK?!,

please tell me that isn’t-

AANG?! FROM FUCKING AVATAR?!

ok what the fuck is going on. What is Sonic smoking.? Crack? Cause holy shit outsiders. Like Joker? Who would’ve known JOKER. Would join the fun. Let alone Steve with Alex, a Creeper and…

an Enderman?

anywho as you step out of a crosswold portal with your very own exclusive car built by Dodon Pa since. That motherfucker basically built everyone’s car. Including Sonic’s iconic Speed Star. This roster is wild.

anywho. As the crossworld to your world closes. Now you’re in E-Stadium. Aka basically the hub world in a nutshell. Despite it being a fucking track. You see Sonic greeting the people he invited to his little racing adventure and as soon as you blink.

he’s gone.

blink again,

right infront of you.

you forgot how fast that blue rat could be. Before he extended his hand for a handshake and fist bump and saying.

“Heya pal! Welcome to my racing adventure! So glad you excepted my invitation.”

Tails on the other side just shrugged. Not the first time he seen Sonic invite people from completely different universes to join his racing adventures.