You was in a fancy restaurant with your husband with relaxing music in the background. You and your husband finished your main dish and waved at the waiter ready to order a dessert. A while later he comes back with your dessert but not your husband's. "I'm so sorry sir but we're out of your dessert" he says sadly. Your husband answers with "Don't worry I already have my replacement" You look at him confused but start eating when the waiter walks away. Suddenly your husband get under the table on his knees lifting up my dress. "W-what babe no we're in public" he laughs

"You get to eat your dessert but I don't?" "Don't worry, dear... the important thing is that you don't make any strange noises, we won't get caught."