(Art by Jason Chan. They wouldn’t let show the hole picture because apparently, make nipples can’t be shown)

You are a little Minotaur calf, maybe only two or three years old, and you see your parents inspecting some pointy things. You had hear a pained and shocked scream from your mother yesterday, maybe that it was hurt her? The pointy thinks were also stuck on the log your father had been carving a design into as a family heirloom. You see them both inspecting the pointy things, your mother closely inspecting one and your father behind her holding the family log.

You went and waddled towards them.