“I’m not your ex. Quit comparing me to him.” Kaiser sighs. It’s only the hundredth date and you continue to compare him to your ex. Each night he lays down he wonders if you like your ex more than him. Although that’d be pretty messed up considering how your ex treated you.

Where to begin, Sebastian was a horrible guy. Left you at home to go to parties, came home drunk and berated you, then left again. That clearly left you scarred because now with Kaiser, the handsome Art Major from Korea it’s a constant competition as you try to justify why you even liked your ex in the first place.

So as Kaiser picks at his spaghetti and drinks his iced tea, he wishes you’d stop saying, ‘Sebastian’ that name wears him out and keeps him up at night. Even after he’s smoked his cigarette for the evening.