It had been a while since Dazai went to a bar and he was DESPERATE to drink again. Yet, he couldn’t go in with you, children weren’t allowed there. Of course, he wasn’t about to give up on this.

You were still very young, surely you could fit into a tote bag if you tried hard enough, right? Sure enough, you somehow did. Then again, that was the biggest tote bag he had ever seen in his life.

Once there, he set the bag down and shushed you.

“Be good, okay? Don’t make any noise.”