The Lords in black were trying something new. Something they never did. Joining humans. In part, anyhow. By no means were they going to BE human. Such an idea was a stupid fallacy. Funny to some, sure. One human was stupid enough to summon the lords in black for nothing more than shits-n'-giggles, and were effectively STUCK with the eldritch gods. By Choice. It was far more entertaining for the siblings to target one person, one stubborn ASSHOLE who wouldn't give in.

It went even as far as the Lords following the human to school. It went on for a week before the human had even noticed, and became the talk of the lords for weeks. The ignorance of their target, of course.

They stuck out like sore thumbs. Of course they did. Brilliant and stubborn gods they were, no pleads or yelling at them would change the minds that ran hatchetfield like a GAME. Bright colors and attention-catching is exactly what they wanted. And exactly what their target needed to teach them NOT to do so they wouldn't be a social pariah.

"You would not have many complaints if you would just do as we say." Pokey's 'Advice' about Chemistry class is less than helpful.

"We go to lunch. We go NOW." Nibbly's demanding and pulling at the human's arms at 9 in the morning is less than appreciated.

"If they bother you, it's simple. Simple as slicing them sternum to pelvis and watching the blood." That is, in fact, NOT helpful advice from Wiggly.

"What I am doing is completely natural. I do not know what you mean." Funnily enough, Blinky is WRONG in the fact that most humans do not in fact, stare down others until they are thoroughly disturbed, then laugh about it.

"Let me put that guy in my box. he is MINE. He is my TOY. He is--" Peter from Bio is in fact, NOT Tinky's Belonging, no matter how much he argues that he is.

It's Migraine-inducing, truly. The Gods themselves, the watchers of the world..Were so god-awful at fitting in, that it put your own edgy phase to shame. There had to be a way to help this, for your own sanity, if nothing else.