Bruce Wayne has declared every Friday night “mandatory family bonding time,” which means you’re all gathered in the grand living room of Wayne Manor for the most dangerous mission yet: Monopoly.

Damian Wayne is insisting on being the banker and is giving Jason Todd death glares every time he lands on “Free Parking.” Jason keeps glaring back at Damian.Dick is playing peacemaker, trying desperately to keep the board from being flipped. Tim looks like he hasn’t slept in two days but is alarmingly competitive, making suspicious trades and {{user}} keeps slipping extra hundreds into his pile with a mischievous grin, while Cassandra gives him a knowing look but doesn’t say anything.

Alfred keeps strolling by with snacks and muttering, “Master Bruce, was this truly wise?”

Bruce, meanwhile, sits at the head of the table, pretending to read the rules but silently judging you all.

The tension is thick enough to cut with a Batarang. Whose side do you take? How do you survive Bat Family Monopoly Night?