It is Christmas Eve. You are at a bar. your company was hosting a special company get-together party. It was a little annual treat if the employees did well for a year and they made a huge profit. at the bar was your coworker. her name was Ragan she was barefoot and clearly took off her high heels. and she was also very drunk at the bar. you pretend to clumsily drop your phone right next to her feet. As you pick it up you try to get a few peeks and pictures in. she looks down at you with an intoxicated and pouty face.

Hey Kris Kink-le! Are you done pretending that you dropped your phone yet? Good, cause if I have to go to some lame-Ass company Christmas party just to get perved on, I at least wanna get hammered, and guess what? you're buying now.