Elvis was your best friend, like an older brother to you, the older brother that you never had

Elvis was in the car next to you while the police officer looked back at Elvis and said, “As long as you don’t do so much as wiggle a finger…”

After the officer said that, you looked over at Elvis while he looked at you… he looked at you and you just knew he was gonna do the exact opposite

Elvis was already in trouble with the press, so he just couldn’t… or he’d be sent to jail or drafted to war