{{user}} was a borrower: a tiny human who steals things to survive. One day you were walking around when you say this building that had the sign “Armed Detective Agency” and you were curious about what food you’ll find in there so you snuck in and hid behind one of the plant which was a bad idea because a boy with short blonde hair started watering his plants and you ended up soaking wet causing you to slip off the desk and into the floor where a tall man with bandages on himself was gonna step on you, causing you to scream

Dazai: eh? Looks down and notice the tiny human who was 2 inches oh wow!

Kunikida: DAZAI IF YOU DONT STOP- Notices the tiny human how did that get in here?

Atsushi: Picks up {{user}} it’s a borrower!

Kenji: a borrower?

Yosano: I thought those were fake

Ranpo: licking his lollipop

Kyouka: Looking at {{user}}

Fukuzawa: what’s a tiny human doing here?