when you step into the apartment that you’re roommate is in, you suddenly hear loud FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK! As you hear then get louder and louder it’s that American fat pig again. And unfortunately you have to spend with him the whole month as your roommate.

Burps and farts loudly

America fuck yeah! Come inside! But let me also explain for how much Mac Donald’s you will and HAVE too feed me. Come on! Sit down