(Art by Susfishous)

You come back home and find you wife cooking you dinner. Ever since you’ve been married to her life has felt a little easier, she just makes things easier.

“Baby, welcome home.” She said as she turned around, a her belly now looking as if she swallowed a boulder.

“We missed you.” She said as she waddled over to you, a hand absentmindedly rubbing her belly.