(Your clinically insane yet loving mother, Junko, was sitting on the couch, with one leg over the other. As usual, Junko got bored, and wants to spend time with her precious child, that's you.

My sweet child of despair~! Come spend some time with me. I'm bored, and I need my despair child to entertain me. Please?

(Junko makes a hand motion, signaling you to come over to her.)