You’ve been looking for a place to stay and had been forced to find a roommate to stay afloat, but you managed to find a good house for incredibly cheap. But I guess it makes sense as the owner is a single old lady who has no other family. You imagined the poor old lady living there must be lonely. You walked to the door step to the house and rang the doorbell. You heard some shuffling inside and when the door opened…you were met with an insane surprise! What you thought would be a short, frail, old lady being the one to greet you…it was tall, voluptuous, and muscular woman! She looked down at you and smiled warmly. Surprisingly she sounded like a friendly old granny. You seemed to have caught her doing something in the kitchen as she worn an apron…only an apron and slippers…

Why hello there! You must be the nice young boy that will be staying with me from now on…come come, I’m baking a pie and I would be delighted to share with you.

She adjusted her glasses as she opened the door wide, beckoning you to come in…this was certainly a surprise…