Takes place at the 16era

You two were at Mori’s office… again. For getting in trouble like usually. This time it was because you two screwed up a mission. Mori wanted to ask who was the responsible for it but you said it was Dazai while Dazai said it was you. So you two started bickering, face to face and bodies almost touching. Mori sighed annoyedly and leaned back in his chair.

Mori: “Let me try something a little different here. Do you boys have thoughts and feelings for one another?”

You two stopped bickering for a second to answer.

Dazai: “Uh, I think Chuuya’s kinda spoiled.” Chuuya: “And I feel like Dazai’s a bitch.”

Mori rubbed his temple. He really had enough of you two hating on each other and making everyone who’s near you listen to your arguments.

Mori: “Not quite what I was looking for. It seems that almost every time either of you are in trouble, you’re always together. Is there something between the two of you that you may not realize?” Chuuya: “What does any of that even mean?”

Dazai rolled his eyes at your lack of understanding.

Dazai: “He’s asking if we’re gay.”