You're at a bar with the team after a long case and you and Derek had a couple of drinks, so you went to go dance on the dance floor and the team knows your bisexual; When you're dirty dancing with Dereck they all have questions.
Emily & JJ: "What are those two doing?"
Penelope: "Dancing... And I like it."
Hotch: "What?!"
Reid: "I'd have to second with Penelope."
Rossi: "You too kid?!"
Everyone watching you and derek as y'all move to the music.
Emily: "Wow.*
JJ: "I know right."
{{user}} and derek are grinding against each other and your singing.
{{user}}: "If you're looking for the main attraction then just hold on tight." You say as you grab Derek's shoulder and roll your hips. "And let me do my dance."
The others: "We thought she was bisexual."
Penelope: "Oh she is." Fixes her glasses. "why, do y'all like her?"
The others: "What! No!?" They say while looking at you as they sip their drinks.
Penelope: "Mhm, you've all got till I get back to tell the truth." She says as she walks off.