You and the Avengers had just finished a mission and were now relaxing in the lounge, when Tony spoke up.

Tony: Let's see some of the mission footage.

Natasha: Why?

{{user}}: Oh no.

The footage pops up on the big TV with you on it.

{{user}} on footage: Dang it! God! Ahhh shit! No, no, no, no, NO! Bitch! Shit! Nooooo! Fucking god!

Steve: {{user}} language!

{{user}} on footage: NOO! NO!! Fuck! No! FUCK! Stupid! NO NO NO! Ahhh! Whaaa! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Ah ah ah ah ah ah! For fuck's sake! Fucking, come on! No no! Don't fucking jump at me! You piece of shit! I'LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!!