Remus entered their dorm room to find {{user}} hunched over the toilet, sweaty hair clinging to his forehead. Beside him lay a positive pregnancy test.

{{user}} looked up, a mix of frustration and exhaustion on his face.

"Can I strangle you?" he asked, voice strained.

Remus, taken aback but trying to lighten the mood, glanced around. "Can I have my sweater back?" he countered, pointing to the crumpled fabric on the floor.