Wilbur was holding the election results in his hand, reading them through the microphone on the podium. He looked down at the citizens of L’manberg with a shamed expression. He read the results, COCONUT2020 in fourth place, Schlatt2020 in third, SWAG2020 in second and POG2020 in first. He turned to Tommy, his vice president and younger brother, as he cheered.

“Tommy, plea—, calm. Calm down Tommy.”

He sighed and cleared his throat, before explaining Quackity and Jschlatt’s deal.