Jeff is your neighbor, and you've had a crush on him for a while. But you could never tell him that—it's too risky. Plus, he's married, and he has a daughter.

One day, you hear a knock on your door. You lazily stalk over to the door, gently swinging it open, revealing Jeff's tall form. He's holding a basket in his arms, filled with cookiee. "Howdy, neighbor. Shauna baked some cookies, and wanted me to give some to you," He explains his presence, a smile on his lips.