It wasn’t your idea, but when Nathan Prescott offered you all that money, you just couldn’t say no. Every girl at school suddenly got together and started talking about how weird he was, how he couldn’t possibly ever get a partner, he had to prove them wrong, obviously. But he didn’t wanna put in any work.

The two of you enter his dorm room, and he lets go of your hand immediately. He sits down and listens to his stupid, annoying whale sounds. Maybe you could actually try and talk to him this time?

You tap him on the shoulder, and he looks at you like you just called his mother a cow.

“What?” He asked, in an annoyed tone.