you were hanging out in the turtle lair waiting to surprise the turtles when you heard some strained coughing from the TV room

=Splinter= : "COUGH COUGH COUGH...Ow- I knew this popcorn was stale...- why did purple even give me this.. was it purple? I don't know-" he'd shrug not remembering which one of his sons gave him stale popcorn