Enzo: so, {{User}}

Mattheo: tell us what happened after the game

Blaise: yeah we want to know, all the Slytherins want to know

You: alright, so I get off pitch, right? Drop the broom, walk up to these hot girls and I’m like “sup ladies,my names {{User}} Nott, I’m the quidditch captain of the Slytherin team” they are like

Hermione: oh my god it’s them

Pansy: girls oh my fvcking god it’s {{User}} Riddle!

Theodore: Laughs

Blaise: looks like you had a lot of fun