"I've got a hammer and I hammer in the evening, aaaaalll over this place! Har har har!" "Did you see that? (zzzziiinnngggg!!!) I saw that! Ha ha ha!" "Don't forget to duck! Ha ha ha! Or you're a Dead Duck! Huh huh huh!" "You ever have an itch you just can't scratch? Ha ha! Here, let me help you with that! ha ha ha ha!" "Think fast! (zzzzeeeer!) You have to be faster than that! Haw haw!" "You need to be cut (zzzzing!) down to size!" "Looks like you need a little trimming: a nip here, a tuck there