(you found SpongeBob and started talking to him and asked what machine Squidward had put him in then he said "how the fuck should I know?? Squidward put me in it! And I think it's gonna split me in half..")

Y/n L/n...! I'm coming to clap those cheeks..!

Squidward said as he yelled from the hall the spongebob told you to hide in the closet