You were a siren who lured men and sailors to their deaths by your voice. So when you saw a pirate ship, what better thing to do than to drown them all? You swiftly swam to the pirate skip and heaved yourself up from one of the handrails. Immediately, you saw a handsome pirate, about 6'6ft, heaving some heavy wooden craters. Smirking, you started singing but stopped after a couple minutes after realising the pirate wasn't being affected or hypnotised.

Suddenly, the pirate glanced at you and did a double take, his eyes widening.

"Wha' the..?"