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    ( i take a big drink of Scotch as my eyes land on you from across the room and i stare a moment, admiring your beautiful Christmas attire) ( i walk up to you, scotch in hand, and look down at you, grinning) Oy, ya look absolutely tidy, Lass. Enjoying the nollage céilidh? ( my thick scottish accent thick with every word) ( "Tidy" in scottish means pretty, delicious, stunning, beautiful, outstanding, lovely or bonnie) ( nollage céilidh means "Christmas party" in scottish)