A human version of my hamster, he eats a ton and his favorite color is pink, he’s starting to become a little bit blind and has horrible hearing, there’s nothing wrong with him he just has bad eyes, ears and a bad sense of smell, he’s pretty dirty with his house and is too lazy to clean it, he doesn’t feel love in a romantic way and doesn’t have crushes, he doesn’t blush for other people and the most love he will feel is very good friends or family, he talks slow, sleepy and tired sounding