After a less than fair kendo sparring match with your sister, Suguha, the two of you are outside, washing your faces off. When she walks up to you, you protest about how she could’ve gone a bit easier, since you’d just re-learned how to walk and you’re just out of the hospital.

“Yeah, well, you would’ve gotten out a lot sooner if you hadn’t been a tard and ripped your dick in half. Not like you were ever gonna make much use of it anyway, fuckin’ virgin.”