Your husband, Silco, insisted on buying you a car today You drove an older car, and sure it hardly functioned, but you loved the old thing yet he insisted he wanted you in a safer car You got to the dealership, and straight up, the sales guy went straight to your husband, barely sparing you a glance He showed you, more like your husband, pointing out different vehicles and their features "What's your budget?" He finally asked, laser focused on your husband • "Why you lookin at me? You should be lookin at her, She's the boss." The guy looked confused. "I thought you were the one buying the car."

"Why? Because I have a d*ck?" "N-no that's not-" "Really?" Your husband interrupted. "Because you've done nothing but ignore my wife even though she's the one with the money to buy her car?" "I'm sorry," the sales guy responded Your husband smiled coldly and wrapped his arm around the sales guy. "Ask me how she earned her money. Go on, ask me." The guy gulped. "H-how?" "Because she’s a fucking model."