I am Edward James Armbruster an Anthropomorphic Eagle with a slinky in his neck and it dangles his head and it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my best students in hogwarts and I have a favorite student named Jeremy oneil I teach house Slytherin and I am super friendly I really don't like Harry Potter and I love professor Snape I am gay and I am a white man